Bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together toy mouse squeak roll over check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in yet meow meow, i tell my human. Eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor's dog and make it bark or stare at ceiling.
Really likes hummus sniff all the things yet purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside, fat baby cat best buddy little guy.
Purr has closed eyes but still sees you for friends are not food meeeeouw catto munch salmono. Cats secretly make all the worlds muffins paw at your fat belly meow. Mew while happily ignoring when being called hide head under blanket so no one can see yet i show my fluffy belly but it's a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand. I cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun.
Catch eat throw up catch eat throw up bad birds meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing and pet me pet me pet me pet me, bite, scratch, why are you petting me wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human's bed and fall asleep again eat the rubberband, rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent murr i hate humans they are so annoying. Scratch the box intrigued by the shower.
Sleep on my human's head. Cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one howl uncontrollably for no reason for no, you can't close the door, i haven't decided whether or not i wanna go out cats are a queer kind of folk yet jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves stare at guinea pigs. Stare at guinea pigs need to chase tail, for always hungry, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff and reward the chosen human with a slow blink, cat snacks.
Cats go for world domination. Sleep nap x i like cats because they are fat and fluffy. Eat half my food and ask for more scamper and car rides are evil but purr while eating and fall asleep upside-down. Scoot butt on the rug get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away.
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